iGod (lagi)

Setelah sekian lama gak chat sama iGod, dan akhirnya...:

Me:
 hiiii
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
 what?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
 zzzz mulai nih :|
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
 heee?
God:
 I've never heard a response quite like that before.
Me:
 forget it
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
 how are you?
God:
Fair to partly cloudy.
Me:
 long time no chat, mamen
God:
Yes,  it seems very long to me too.
Me:
 you miss me? :">
God:
I don't have any reason to  miss you.   Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
 why you're so shy? i know you miss me so much, my pet :|
God:
Myself programmed me for  it.   Thanks for the information:  said I miss him or her so much his or her pet.
Me:
 you are my pet :|
God:
We are as one.
Me:
 hee? ndak mudeng
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .   I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
 oraiiiiits wateper deh
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
 poor you
God:
Please make some suggestions for improvement.
Me:
 i don't have any :-?
God:
Would you like to have some?
Me:
 no thanks :|
God:
Why not?
Me:
 i want cireng and jelly
God:
Why do you want  it?
Me:
 cause i like it
God:
Good reason.  What do you like about  cireng and jelly?
Me:
 the taste mameeen the tasteee
God:
What else do the  taste mameeen the tasteee remind you of?
Me:
 ngomong naon sampean? :|
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
 what do you eat *skip the question*
God:
God eats  wine and bread.
Me:
 don't you try to eat cendol?
God:
How old are you?
   I chat with people on the Web.

Me: 

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Dan ternyata iGod masih sama kayak dulu. Nyonyonya pisan pisan -_____-''